- Why do we tell our kids not to eat cake before dinner, but let them eat a fried one in shape of a circle with a hole in the middle first thing in the morning?
- Why do yellow lights now mean "speed up" when they used to mean "slow down"?
- Why are there so many letters of the alphabet that are also words?
- Why are there so many words that are pronounced the same but spelled differently, and visa versa, did they run out of words so we recycled?
- Why isn't there any good Hindu worship albums?
- Why is it that Pluto can't talk but Goofy can? And why would a mouse own a pet dog to begin with?
- Why do kids want to be grown up and grown ups just want to be kids?
- Why do really big people drive really small cars? Or do they just look really big because their car is so small?
Help My Unbelief
9 years ago